Here’s a terrific book for the George Carlin fan looking for George funny quotes and his unique outlook on life: Three Times Carlin, an Orgy Of George. This book is a collection of three previous books by George and also has some new material.

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I personally like Mad TV better than it’s rival on Saturday nights, SNL, and here is a funny video with George Carlin that spoofs Touched By An Angel.

“I used to collect the most colorful curses I heard and write them down. I actually carried in my wallet things like “kraut cunt” and “burly loudmouth cocksucker” and “longhair fucking music prick,” which was a thing Mikey Flynn yelled at a Juilliard student that he was kicking in the head.”

“My mother had great executive-secretarial jobs in the advertising business and raised two boys during the Second World War. She used to say, “I make a man’s salary.” That’s heroism.”

“My father drank and was a bully. For the first five years of my brother’s life, my father beat him with a leather-heeled slipper. Had I been subjected to that kind of treatment, all bets are off. His absence saved my life.”