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George Carlin On Countdown

admin — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:06:29 +0000

I love this interview done in 2007 on Countdown with Kieth Olbermann and saw it live. George is just being himself and being brilliant. George makes a point of saying “This is the best news show ever.” “Especially the first 35 minutes”

George on Politically Incorrect part 1 and part 2

admin — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:45:57 +0000

It was hard for Geoge to get a word in with the big tie guy talking so much BS in part 1. In part 2 George gets more involved and makes some great points. These are great videos, but I prefer George straight, by himself, without 4 other competing voices. Like the high five with Maher though when talking about god.

Interview with George in 1997

admin — Sat, 30 May 2009 03:08:50 +0000

This is an interesting interview of George by some nitwit rightwinger jerk. George at his his best IMO.

george carlin quote book full of great quotes: Three Times Carlin, An Orgy Of George

admin — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:37:03 +0000

Here’s a terrific book for the George Carlin fan looking for George funny quotes and his unique outlook on life: Three Times Carlin, an Orgy Of George. This book is a collection of three previous books by George and also has some new material.

Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George
US $12.45
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US $35.34
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Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George NEW
US $33.36
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George Carlin video on Environmentalists and Saving the Planet

admin — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:28:42 +0000

Interesting bit George does on environmetalists and saving the planet:

George Carlin Quotes on dusting

admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:58:49 +0000

“Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. “

George Carlin Quotes: On death

admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:56:24 +0000

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”

George Carlin Books / Used George Carlin Books

admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:50:46 +0000

If you want to have George Carlin’s Quotes written down in print you can get one of his books. Here are some used and new George Carlin books at live auction.

I personally think George Carlin will go down in history as one of the most quotable citizens in American history. He may actually eventually rival the great Mark twain, but only time will tell.

Hopefully Twain’s people are contacting Carlin’s people.

George Carlin Autographed Signed Book Jesus Pork Chops
US $35.00 (1 Bid)
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, New Book
US $2.00
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Acceptable Book
US $4.99
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops Book George Carlin
US $0.99 (0 Bid)
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BRAIN DROPPINGS GEORGE CARLIN BOOK PB
US $9.99
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Brain Droppings, George Carlin, Good Book
US $1.00
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, New Book
US $10.50
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GEORGE CARLIN BOOK When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops
US $9.99
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, Good Book
US $7.48
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, New Book
US $8.25
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Acceptable Book
US $4.99
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Good Book
US $1.00
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, Very Good Book
US $1.00
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, Very Good Book
US $1.00
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Excellent Book
US $1.00
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, New Book
US $12.00
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Brain Droppings, George Carlin, Good Book
US $4.99
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Brain Droppings, George Carlin, Good Book
US $4.99
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Acceptable Book
US $4.99
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Brain Droppings by George Carlin Comedian Comedy Book
US $5.00
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Brain Droppings, George Carlin, Good, Book
US $1.00
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Brain Droppings, George Carlin, Good Book
US $4.99
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Good Book
US $4.99
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Very Good Book
US $4.99
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Very Good Book
US $1.00
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Napalm and Silly Putty - Carlin, George - NEW BOOK
US $18.26
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, New Book
US $1.58
Auction Ends: Sunday Oct-03-2010 19:18:08 PDT
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Last Words: A Memoir, George Carlin, New Book
US $1.58
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Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, Book Essays, Polit
US $1.00
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The Best of Brain Droppings - George Carlin - NEW BOOK
US $11.76
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George Carlin T-Shirts / George Carlin Quotes T Shirts

admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:27:33 +0000

Ever since George died there has been a rush to make and sell T-shirts. Is this bad? Or would George be smiling? Somehow, I think he wouldn’t mind and would like the entrepreneurship of the T Shirt makers/sellers. After all, George became a financial “genius” according to a well known news publication. This was after like 20 years of dealing with the IRS.

So, with that in mind, here are some current T-Shirts at live auction at eBay. Good going to the eBayers and a big Cheers! to George Carlin.

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US $15.99
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US $15.95
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US $4.99 (0 Bid)
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US $17.76
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US $13.95
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US $15.95
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US $19.99
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US $20.00
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US $19.99
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US $22.99
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US $25.99
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US $49.99
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US $7.99
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US $14.75
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George Carlin Hope T Shirt
US $21.98
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George Carlin Hope T Shirt
US $24.98
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US $18.98
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George Carlin Hope T Shirt
US $21.98
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George Carlin Hope T Shirt
US $18.98
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US $9.99
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US $19.99
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US $24.99
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US $18.99
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US $21.99
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US $24.99
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US $18.99
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US $21.99
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US $24.99
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US $9.99
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George Carlin Quote: On Religion and worshiping the sun

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:15:40 +0000

“I’ve begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It’s there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There’s no mystery, no one asks for money, I don’t have to dress up, and there’s no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate.”